Mola Mola: Boss Ass Fish

Not to be mistaken with Boss Ass Bitch, the Mola Mola is TGL’s Boss Ass Fish. Also known as the Ocean Sunfish, this bad motherfucker is the true big-spending king of the ocean. This title often gets unjustifiably given to the “great” blue whale, but everyone knows that all they do is moan and eat… Read More

Jabba the Pimp

Jabba the Hutt. Everyone knows Jabba the Hutt–the iconic gangster alien from Star Wars known for taming his bitches and taking bong loads of that chronic alien kush. The problem is that everyone sees Jabba in the same typical bad-guy way. They don’t see the true greatness of his character. Jabba’s short lived appearance on… Read More